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Theo Von takes 1 minute to nail why the 'vest' is simply the best piece of clothing. Period.

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44% Informative

Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski III appeared on MTV 's Road Rules and MTV 's The Challenge .

He says a vest is the only piece of clothing that you can look sharp and catch a football at the same time.

He compares it to protection during intimate moments, claiming a vest remembers your contours.

VR Score

23

Informative language

10

Neutral language

27

Article tone

informal

Language

English

Language complexity

23

Offensive language

possibly offensive

Hate speech

not hateful

Attention-grabbing headline

not detected

Known propaganda techniques

not detected

Time-value

medium-lived

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