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Seinfeld writer Larry David invited me to dinner at his home in New York .

David threw a can at a tree on his lawn and threw it at an evil Nazi squirrel.

"I'm near the top, right up there with Michael Moore , AOC , and Mickey Mouse ," David said.

On a scale of zero to ten with me, who isn’t at all Hitlerish , being zero and 10 being a guy in a Nazi uniform, with a little mustache who is invading Poland .

On second thought, I’m even more not Hitler than a zero.

I dared to disagree. “He doesn't wear a Nazi .

uniform, doesn't have a mustache, and hasn't invaded Poland .” “Not yet. But just you wait till the next full moon. Then Trump-Hitler will rise out of the White House pumpkin batch and destroy America ”.

"I think I’d prefer to stay out of a casket and say my piece," says David .

"I was the puppet master. He was the puppeteer.” David demanded, “is that a Tesla you’re driving? A Nazi car? If it is, wait a minute , I want to key it’s a Volkswagen Rabbit.

“No, it's not,” he called over his shoulder as he ran.