Care and Feeding: My wife is freaking out over an 11-year-old boy drawing dicks on a neighbor’s driveway

An 11-year-old boy drew dicks on a neighbor's driveway with sidewalk chalk.

His parents caught the prank on a security camera, and he was punished for it.

His wife has convinced herself he needs to see a counselor to be educated about sexual harassment.

Your wife is having an outsized reaction, but in the era of zero -tolerance policies, take what happened seriously.